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Everyone enjoys getting mail - but not this type!!!

From embarrasing envelopes, humiliating parcels to downright scandalous letters, you have the power to totally crush your ex.

Shipped anonymously by international airmail to your victim, each "package" is as offensive as is legally possible. You cannot buy worse!

Make your choice, provide us with your victims address and we will do the rest.

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Weekend Dad - US $ 8.41

Rub more salt into the wounds let them know exactly how itís going to be from now on.    

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You Are Not The Father - US $ 8.41

Want to tell your ex the brutal truth? Well nothing hurts as much as being told they aren't the father...more powerful than a kick in the groin!    

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Porn Rejection Postcard - US $ 8.41

Is your ex so ugly that even the most depraved of porn magazines would reject them? Then this is the postcard for you!    

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Blow Up Doll Postcard - US $ 8.41

Is your ex's next girlfriend inflatable? Send this to their place of work and everyone will see what a loser he is and that the only dates he can get are ones where he has to blow them up first    

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Chlamydia Test Reminder - US $ 8.41

Is it time for your ex's routine chlamydia test again? Not only will this postcard show everyone that your ex needs a test, they'll also think that they're a regular at the local clinic    

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Anal Examination - US $ 8.41

If you think that your ex needs an anal examination, then this is the perfect postcard for you.     

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Cross Dressing Society - US $ 8.41

Whether your ex is actually a closet crossdresser or not is irrelevant. With this postcard sent to their work address, everyone will think they are....and that's the point!    

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Penis Enlarger Postcard - US $ 8.41

Does your ex fail to "measure up"? This postcard will expose your ex's "little problem"    

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Paedo Dolls - US $ 8.41

Our sickest envelope yet! No-one will ever want to know your ex once they receive this reputation-crushing envelope    

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Expose Their Incest - US $ 8.41

A real stomach churner, this one! Need we say more?!    

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Midget Fetish - US $ 8.41

Unfortunately, the internet has normalized fetishes, but in our opinion this is certainly one of the worst taboos! Surely your ex should be exposed    

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Home Wrecker (For Men) - US $ 8.41

So your ex thinks it's fun stealing other people's wives? Not anymore he won't!    

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Sheep Lover - US $ 8.41

We all know what the Welsh are world famous for! And it also explains your ex's fascination with this part of the world and it's your duty to let everyone else know    

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Come Too Soon - US $ 8.41

Does your ex always finish a bit too quick? No man alive wants this secret exposed...so that gives you the perfect reason to do just that! :-)    

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Animal Fetish - US $ 8.41

Does your ex prefer animals to humans? Ever wondered why they love their pet more than you? Well here's the answer!    

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Porn Photos - US $ 8.41

Provide the evidence that you need to let everyone know that your ex is a wanker! What more can we say!!!    

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Closet Gay - US $ 8.41

Out your ex using this blatantly offensive membership pack. Why not send it to your victim, care of their parents house or office? You choose the delivery address and I'll do the rest    

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Cheating Partner - US $ 8.41

Do you know a cheating love-rat? Send them this and they'll know that they've been caught out. This revenge tactic is a fantastic mind-game and will drive your victim crazy! Justice!    

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Crap In Bed - For Men - US $ 8.41

Is your ex dyslexic when it comes to finding the G-spot? Does he think that the female orgasm is as fictitious as Santa Claus? Well, in that case, this is just for him!    

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Crap In Bed - For Women - US $ 8.41

Does your ex just lay there and stare at the ceiling? Is there more movement in a morgue? Then let them know bthey are crap by sending this insulting envelope    

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Council Scum Benefits - US $ 8.41

Specifically for UK clients this offensive envelope will remind your victim of how pikey they really are! Leggings, shell suits and "Am I Bovered?" are not something that should be aspired to!    

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Trailer Trash State Benefits - US $ 8.41

OK, so your ex lives on a trailer park. Why not remind them exactly how far they have NOT crawled out of the swamp. Designed to make the recipient realise that their life isn\'t worth a sh**    

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Diaper Fetish Letter - US $ 8.41

He thinks his fetish is perfectly acceptable and a secret! Not any more!!! It\'s time to expose this sicko for the sexual deviant that he is.    

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Home Wreckers Membership (For Woman) - US $ 8.41

Ideal to send to the bitch that stole your man. So bright and obvious, everyone who goes near it will know what a low-life, home-wrecking whore she really is!    

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Amateur Housewives Membership Pack - US $ 8.41

You know your ex is into porn and now, so can everyone else. Shockingly coloured and blatantly obvious - why not send it to your ex, at their parents address    

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Viagra Users Membership Pack - US $ 8.41

Does your ex sleep around? Then this is the ideal pack to send them. Brightly coloured and clearly marked - everyone who sees it will know what your ex is like    

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OK To Be Gay - US $ 8.41

Out your ex using this blatantly offensive membership pack. Why not send it to your victim, care of their parents house or office? You choose the delivery address and I'll do the rest    

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Masterbation Addiction Membership Letter - US $ 8.41

Why not send this "membership pack" to the wanker in your life?! Designed to offend even the most hard-faced ex.    

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Drug Advice Centre - US $ 8.41

Expose your ex's drug habit. Friends, family and colleagues may have their suspicions - so why not go ahead and confirm it for them!    

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Expose Their Cheating - US $ 8.41

Your ex will be filled with dread when they receive this A5 letter. Clearly indicating that photos are enclosed, your victim will just want to hide in shame!    

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STD Results Letter - US $ 8.41

If your ex has got a nasty little rash, or a particularly offensive discharge then this letter is just for them! Why not send it to their neighbours or place of work by "accident"!!!    

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Gay Holidays Booking Form - US $ 8.41

Let's be honest - if they don't want to be with you, they must be gay! So why not send them this A5 envelope offering gay holidays?!    

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Debt Collection Letter - US $ 8.41

Does your ex owe money? Does nobody know? Well, with this blatantly emblazoned A5 envelope, their dirty secret will be out!    

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